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I have to agree with Atrios (quote somewhat reformatted):

I’ve never quite been able figure out why the image of the burning twin towers is seen by Republicans as something in their favor. In my universe the timeline goes something like this:

Jan 20, 2001

Bush Inaugurated

Jan 25, 2001

Richard Clarke sends Condi Rice memo, warning about al Qaeda. Rice does nothing.

August 6, 2001

Bush gets memo titled “Bin Laden Determined to strike in US.” Bush responds by telling the briefer, “All right. You’ve covered your ass, now.” Then does nothing.

September 11, 2001

Bin Laden strikes in US.

I would add the transition-team briefing, before Bush was inaugurated, when outgoing Clinton Administration officials warned the incoming Bush team about the danger posed by al Qaeda. Naturally, the Bush people ignored the warnings. If they hadn’t, they might not have this great issue of 9/11 to beat Democrats over the head.

Republican failures show we need more Republicans? Maybe Karl Rove was a genius, after all.

Doctors say Dick Cheney’s heart is healthy:

US Vice President Dick Cheney, who has a history of cardiac trouble, underwent a routine medical checkup on Saturday and his heart was declared in stable condition, his spokeswoman said.

And here I thought Cheney’s heart was black and hard as a lump of anthracite. I guess I should forget about medical school.

Cheney’s black heart — speaking figuratively, of course — is steadily pumping blood. For more than five years, it has pumped American blood into the sands of Iraq.

As vice-president, Cheney has helped pump billions of taxpayer dollars into the pockets of Halliburton and its subsidiaries.

Reporters, when you say this man has a clean bill of health, remember to put quotation marks around “clean.”

Cartoonist Don Asmussen reminds us that, even on the Fourth of July, we must always be on the lookout for people who aren’t patriotic enough.

At a difficult time like today, can we really trust this country to anyone who doesn’t jump through meaningless symbolic hoops to prove his patriotism? And can we trust those who do jump through meaningless symbolic hoops? I mean — maybe it’s all part of some grand master plan to make us believe that they’re patriotic even when their actions hurt the country.

If you get your news from Fox News, it’s really time to stop that:

On the July 2 edition of Fox News’ Fox & Friends, co-hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade labeled New York Times reporter Jacques Steinberg and editor Steven Reddicliffe “attack dogs,” claiming that Steinberg’s June 28 article on the “ominous trend” in Fox News’ ratings was a “hit piece.” During the segment, however, Fox News featured photos of Steinberg and Reddicliffe that appeared to have been digitally altered — the journalists’ teeth had been yellowed, their facial features exaggerated, and portions of Reddicliffe’s hair moved further back on his head. Fox News gave no indication that the photos had been altered.

Click the link and watch the video there to see this in context.

The only thing you can be sure of with Fox News is that there is no no-spin zone there.

Cartoonist D.C. Simpson looks at McCain’s job qualifications. (Click to see the whole cartoon.)

I also like this cartoon about the brilliance of Karl Rove. And this one, on a long eight years.

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is an originalist so far as the Constitution is concerned. He doesn’t believe in a “living Constitution” that is reinterpreted as the world changes; he’s dedicated to the original meaning of the words of the Constitution, insofar as he can discern it, and applying that meaning in all circumstances.

This week he decided that the first part of the Second Amendment — “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State” — was just padding, and didn’t mean anything. Yeah, the authors of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights were always rambling on like that.

With the help of cartoonist Ruben Bolling, Judge Scalia takes us back to look at some other padding in the Constitution — something about habeas corpus. Click the comic to see the whole cartoon.

There’s no doubt about it, the Republicans are going to be playing hardball this year, as cartoonist Don Asmussen has discovered:

If there’s one thing Republicans know, it’s arrogance and elitism.

Thirty-six years ago today, police arrested five men who had broken into Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate hotel and office complex in Washington, DC. The burglars were working, secretly, for Richard Nixon’s re-election committee. They were discovered by a low-paid security guard named Frank Wills, just doing his job. Their arrest started the slow unraveling of the criminal enterprise known to history as the Nixon Administration.

Do you suppose it’s possible that someday the criminal enterprise known as the Bush-Cheney Administration will slip up and start a similar unraveling? It seems unlikely, though it’s not clear whether that’s because the Bush-Cheney team is so spectacularly good at covering their tracks, or because the current Congress is too timid to follow where those tracks would lead.

It would be a scandal if the nation forgot the lessons of Watergate. The scandal would be called Forget-gate.

So many reasons to vote Republican:

This may not have been officially approved by the Republican Party.

Via Boing Boing: here’s news from a better world.

You might not want to click the links on that page; they lead to news stories from this world, which is pretty depressing.

Via Eschaton: The McCain campaign is selling golf gear as a fund-raiser. The product page originally invited customers to leave a review, and some people weren’t taking it seriously.

Punk kids ruin everything for everybody!

When I was very young, I concluded, all by myself, that trees made the wind blow. They could rustle their leaves to make a light breeze, or shake their limbs to stir up a great gale.

I was two or three years old, I suppose, when I noticed a fly, fairly high on my bedroom wall, that never moved. (Flies were interesting, because they seemed able to blink out of existence — flying away faster than my eyes could follow.) For days or weeks, the fly on my bedroom wall didn’t vanish, and didn’t move. Eventually I pulled up a chair or something and climbed up to get a closer look. It was a nail. My conclusion: by standing very still for a long time, a fly could turn into a nail.

As I said, I was very young. I now believe that the wind moves the trees, and not vice versa. I now believe that the nail on my bedroom wall was never a fly — that I had been mistaken when I thought it was. I now believe that a fly is a fly and a nail is a nail.

I could never be a modern politician. I’m a flip-flopper.

Personal attacks on me, or on any of the participants on this blog, will no longer be tolerated here.

Those who feel that their points can only be expressed as personal attacks can get their own blog, where they can comment on this blog in any way they see fit.

Via Atrios: is the Iraq War an Iranian plot?

Defense Department counterintelligence investigators suspected that a small group of Pentagon officials who’d collected dubious intelligence on Iraq and Iran from Iranian exiles might have “been used as agents of a foreign intelligence service … to reach into and influence the highest levels of the U.S. government,” a Senate Intelligence Committee report said Thursday.

A top aide to then-secretary of defense Donald H. Rumsfeld, however, shut down the 2003 investigation into the group’s activities after only a month, and Pentagon officials never followed up on investigators’ recommendation for a more thorough investigation, the Senate report said.

The revelation raises questions about whether Iran may have used a small cabal of officials in the Pentagon and in Vice President Dick Cheney’s office to feed bogus intelligence on Iraq and Iran to senior policymakers in the Bush administration who were eager to oust the Iraqi dictator.

Iran, which was a mortal enemy of Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein and fought a bloody eight-year war with Iraq during his reign, has been the primary beneficiary of U.S. policy in Iraq, where Iranian-backed groups now run much of the government and the security forces.

I’m guessing that, if Bush gets his wish for a war with Iran, we’ll find out he is carrying out the will of an even worse enemy. Could it be that the Soviet Union never really went away? ‘Cause, you know, the Russians have those nesting dolls…

(Most of this eulogy quotes from a 1966 speech by Robert Kennedy to South African students.)