April 25th, 2007

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Zippy Gonzales

From Monday night, The Daily Show on Alberto Gonzales’ congressional testimony.

Legally, Gonzales had to appear before Congress. So, his choice was either to expose the Administration’s political machinations, or appear to be a functioning pinhead. He went with pinhead, and if I may say, nailed it.

This video will expire on May 24. I wonder who will be the Attorney General then?

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Set ‘Em Up, Knock ‘Em Down

I think I’ve figured out what Donald Rumsfeld has been doing since he stepped down as Secretary of Defense.

John McCain was on The Daily Show on Tuesday night. Here he’s talking about his visit to a Baghdad market:

Things are safer than they were. Are they safe? No. Are they safer? Yes. Are they better? Yes. Have we got a long way to go? Yes. Is it long, is it hard and tough? Yes. Am I saying “last throes?” No. Am I saying “mission accomplished?” No. Am I saying “a few dead enders?” No.

Yes, it appears that Rumsfeld has been teaching the art of public speaking.