Stuck in Reality

The Other Paper is a free weekly here in Columbus, Ohio. When John Kerry came to town last week, they covered it with a short article. This is how the article ended:

And though his own career doesn’t hang in the balance this year, Kerry looked like he kind of wished it did. However, he declined to say whether he wished his presidential campaign had taken place in 2006 instead of 2004.

“That’s all the kind of silly speculation that doesn’t serve me or anybody any good,” he said.

Aww, he’s no fun! He’s part of the reality-based community.