Monitoring the Threat

The Perrspectives Department of Homeland Sanity (DHS) continues to monitor the conservative threat level to America.

  Severe: Return to Middle Ages Likely
  High: Church and State to Merge
  Elevated: Bill of Rights at Risk
  Guarded: Upward Income Redistribution Underway
  Low: Justice and Reason Still Prevail

The current threat is severe:

Despite Bush poll numbers in low 30’s, GOP platform of “nothing to run on but fear itself” gets boost with UK airliner plot. Cheney on message with “if Lieberman loses, Al Qaeda wins.” Threat level raised from Yellow/Elevated (Bill of Rights at Risk).