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Aiding Our Enemies

The great animation director Chuck Jones said his Roadrunner-Coyote cartoons were meant to be something his team could crank out quickly and inexpensively, so that time, effort and money could be diverted to more elaborate cartoons like “What’s Opera, Doc?” But in his later years, Jones got more philosophical about the Roadrunner cartoons. He would explain the behavior of the hapless coyote by quoting George Santayana:

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.

We remember, of course, that the coyote always failed to catch the roadrunner. What we might forget is that he pursued ever more elaborate schemes that wouldn’t have done him any good even if they’d gone off without a hitch.

Today New York Times columnist Bob Herbert begins his column with that same line from Santayana.

There was something pathetic about the delight with which Republicans seized upon the terror plot last week and began trying to wield it like a whip against their Democratic foes. The G.O.P. message seemed to be that the plot foiled in Britain was somehow proof that the U.S. needed to continue full speed ahead with the Bush administration’s disastrous war in Iraq, and that any Democrat who demurred was somehow soft on terrorism.

The truth, of course, is that the demolition derby policies of the Bush administration are creating enemies of the United States, not defeating them…

Almost three years ago, in the immediate aftermath of the bombing of the United Nations headquarters in Baghdad, Jessica Stern, who lectures on terrorism at Harvard, wrote in The New York Times that the U.S. had created in Iraq “precisely the situation the Bush administration has described as a breeding ground for terrorists: a state unable to control its borders or provide for its citizens’ rudimentary needs.”

Ms. Stern went on to say, “As bad as the situation inside Iraq may be, the effect that the war has had on terrorist recruitment around the globe may be even more worrisome.”

The debacle in Iraq, and inhumane policies like torture, rendition and the incarceration of Muslims without trial at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, serve only to strengthen the appeal of militants who are single-mindedly dedicated to the destruction of American lives.

The U.S. needs to be much, much smarter in its efforts to counter this mortal threat. We should be focused like a laser on the fight against Al Qaeda-type terrorism. We need to ramp up our security efforts here at home. (Even as the terror plot in Britain was emerging, the Bush administration was trying to eliminate millions of dollars in funding for explosives-detection technology. Congress blocked that effort.) We need a new approach to foreign policy that draws on the wisest heads both here and abroad. And we need a strategy for withdrawal from Iraq.

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Core Values

Cartoonist Mark Fiore says core values training shouldn’t be limited to the military.

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Ethics Liquidators

Cartoonist Marc Fiore brings us the Ethics Liquidators Congressional Sale-a-bration! How do we keep our prices so low, and corruption so high? Volume!

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He Plays By His Own Rules

This is a fairly old story:

President Bush has quietly claimed the authority to disobey more than 750 laws enacted since he took office, asserting that he has the power to set aside any statute passed by Congress when it conflicts with his interpretation of the Constitution.

Cartoonist Mark Fiore has a new animation showing how the Decider plays by his own rules.

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Bad Advice

George W. Bush told Bob Woodward that he didn’t seek advice from his father. Nevertheless, cartoonist Ward Sutton suggests that Bush has been getting advice from a Republican elder statesman.

That would explain some things.

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Poor Role Model

Open Letter to Alberto Gonzales

Dear Alberto,

I hope you’ll excuse my informality. I know you’re the Attorney General of the United States, and George W. Bush’s favorite legal theorist. But I feel like I know you. I was just reading some old comic book stories, and I suddenly found startling evidence that, like me, you read the Fantastic Four when you were young.
I hereby nullify every man-made law! There shall be no law but my will!

Listen, I’ve seen you on TV and read about you in the newspaper, and I don’t always agree with some of the stuff you say on Bush’s behalf, but any friend of Lee and Kirby is a friend of mine. They influenced a lot of people.

Did you see Close Encounters? When they show the Mother Ship at the end, I thought, “Wow, that’s a Kirby spaceship!” And Darth Vader, you know, is clearly a rip-off of Doctor Doom. Obviously.

Hey, remember when the Fantastic Four lost their powers, and Doctor Doom took over their skyscraper headquarters, and they had to confront not only Doom’s weapons and defenses, but their own as well? Man, that was cool!

Well, it’s been good talking with you. Don’t work too hard. When people say mean things about you, try not to take it personally, okay?

Listen, one last thing. Just gotta mention it. I don’t think the Molecule Man was ever meant to be a role model.

Take care … that the laws be faithfully executed. Ha, ha.

See ya.

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Around the World With Uncle Sam

Cartoonist Ruben Bolling says 9/11 changed everything.

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Cartoon Roundup

Cartoons have been causing such a lot of trouble in recent weeks. Tom Tomorrow confronts the issues.

Cartoonist Mark Fiore has an animated gun safety lesson from Dick Cheney.

Ward Sutton has the vice-president’s official timeline of Quailgate.

Sutton also brings us the Republican Funeral Patrol:

Coretta Scott King, Rosa Parks, Paul Wellstone… it disgraces their memory to speak passionately of their beliefs at their funerals.

Remember when cartoons didn’t make you want to cry?

Come to think of it, I don’t think it’s the cartoons doing that.

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Survival Kit

If, like me, you are a bitter pathetic loser who dreads Valentine’s Day, then this cartoon from Joy of Tech is for you.

If you’re not a bitter pathetic loser, then, umm… Happy Valentine’s Day, I guess.

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Why Don’t These Cartoons Make Me Laugh?

Cartoonist Ward Sutton charts the differences between Republicans and Democrats. Neither side comes out looking very good.

Cartoonist Ruben Bolling looks at George W. Bush’s memoir of addiction, A Million Little Barrels, including a publisher’s disclaimer that says Saddam’s “possession of WMDs was an ’emotional truth,’ not the ‘actual truth.'”

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Privacy: The Divine Right of Kings

Cartoonist Tom Tomorrow notes that while the innocent have nothing to hide, the Bush Administration has plenty to hide.

Tom DeLay says the Constitution provides no right of privacy to the American people, and for years Republicans have been filling federal judgeships with people who share that view. Privacy, it seems, is the Divine Right of King George alone.

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Actually Funny

Cartoonist Ruben Bolling is funny, but not in the same way as Ann Coulter.

He says, “You’ll be surprised to find out how helpful it is to have N.S.A. agents eavesdrop on your conversations,” he brings us Dick Cheney’s Philosophical Thought Experiment Legislation, and he compares Presidents Goofus and Gallant.

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Fear Factor

So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life a leadership of frankness and vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory.

— Franklin D. Roosevelt, First Inaugural Address

Where, in our current dark hour, is leadership of frankness and vigor?

Conservatives didn’t have a very good opinion of Franklin Roosevelt back in 1933. They called him a “traitor to his class“. They’re still trying to dismantle the New Deal. And, as cartoonist Tom Tomorrow shows, they embrace fear.

The only thing they have to fear is the end of nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror.

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Power to the Peephole!

Cartoonist Mark Fiore says: Say goodbye to the good ol’ U.S. of A., and say hello to Greater Georgelandia.

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If the President Does It, It’s Not Illegal

Cartoonist Tom Tomorrow sees where the above the law presidency is heading:

Why do liberals have to act like Chicken Little every time the president exercises his constitutional authority to rob banks?

Please note that in the real world, the arresting officer would be charged with treason.