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Forgotten Greatness

Thirty-three years ago today was the last time any human being walked on the Moon.

The first time any human being walked on the Moon was thirty-six years ago last July 20th.

Those were three and a half remarkable years. They seemed to show what human ingenuity and initiative could do when we harnessed our energies to solve a difficult problem. I watched the Apollo missions, and felt optimistic that, in my lifetime, we would make the world a better place for everyone.

I was a space nut. I still am. But, to me, the important thing about the Apollo program was not the moon rocks, or the big rockets, or any of the cool hardware. There was something else — something almost spiritual. The important thing was not that we landed on the Moon, but that we did something very hard. We didn’t shy away from the challenge.

The Apollo missions showed us something we keep forgetting: that we are strong, and smart, and resourceful. We don’t need to be weak and powerless in the face of great problems. There is greatness in us. It shows itself when we have the will to confront our problems.

That greatness should not be confined only to history books.

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Friday is Fish Day

Do you ever get the feeling that some people take their devotion to political leaders just a little bit too far?

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Psycho Prediction

About a week before Harriet Miers withdrew her nomination, I thought about posting a blog entry that would have said:

Psychic prediction: Harriet Miers will never sit on the Supreme Court.

Actually, there was nothing psychic about it. That evening on television I had seen Republican Arlen Specter and Democrat Patrick Leahy, the ranking members of the Senate Judiciary Committee. They called Miers’ responses to a questionnaire from the committee “inadequate,” “incomplete,” and “insulting.” Also, I’d noticed that Harriet didn’t have a single true champion in the Senate.

I don’t suppose I get any credit at all for posting the prediction after Miers’ withdrawal.

Back in January, I considered posting an entry that would have gone like this:

Psychic prediction: Now that Bush and Cheney have a second term, look for gasoline prices to hit $3.00 per gallon by the end of this year, and $5.00 per gallon by the end of this term.

That one wasn’t psychic, either, but I can’t remember what particular bits of news made me think it might be a good prediction to make. Three-dollar gas has come and, for the moment, gone. Still, I don’t suppose I get any credit for posting the prediction now. Time will tell about five-dollar gas.

I’m going to break with my tradition now, and post a prediction before the event I’m predicting has actually happened. It’s a good one, too.

Psychic prediction: George W. Bush will resign the presidency before the end of this term.

His poll numbers are way down. His dream of fatally wounding Social Security is itself gravely wounded. Because he is weakened, even Republicans aren’t falling into lock step behind his every utterance these days. He’s not going to get his way on Social Security or many other big issues unless he can get an even more strongly right-wing Republican House and Senate in next year’s elections. Right now, that’s not looking very likely.

He could still move parts of his agenda through Congress, but that would require sitting down and negotiating with people who don’t agree with him, and Dubya doesn’t do that. He could accomplish a lot with some give and take, but neither Dubya nor the right-wing leadership in Congress do the “give” thing.

Bush could salvage his presidency by changing the way he operates, but he won’t do that. Every success he has ever had has been handed to him on a silver platter. Bush is almost unique among people at high levels of power in that he has no capacity for adaptation to changing circumstances.

A couple years ago, I read somewhere a very sharp observation about Bush’s handling of 9/11. At the time, the war on terror seemed to be going well. The writer said we had all assumed that Bush had risen to the challenge of history. But perhaps we were mistaken. Perhaps, on 9/11, history had stooped to the simplistic, good-vs.-evil level of George W. Bush. A few years later, that observation seems almost psychic.

Bush can’t change. When he needs to make a bold new mission statement about Iraq for Veterans’ Day, he dusts off some old speeches from last year’s campaign. When he needs people to fill vacancies, he plays musical chairs. He can’t bring in fresh blood. He can’t accept new ideas. He can never, never acknowledge error. He will cling to his myth of infallibility while his presidency swirls down the drain.

Things are bad for Bush now, and unless he changes, they’re only going to get worse. Watch him answer questions sometime. He’s not having any fun. When he accepted responsibility for the government’s failures in response to Hurricane Katrina, he looked like he was being stabbed.

The prediction: Bush is going to get tired of this. He doesn’t have the ability to change, to fix the situation. So, in the words of comedian Bill Maher, he will “lose interest and walk away,” as he has done so many times in the past.

Seriously. You read it here first.

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Don Adams Dies

Don Adams, who played Maxwell Smart on the sixties spy comedy Get Smart, has died. He was 82 years old.

Get Smart has never been released on DVD, but Amazon.com is collecting email addresses of customers interested in the series.

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Brian Wilson Calling

If you’re a huge fan of the Beach Boys, and you’d like to get a phone call from Brian Wilson, here’s your chance:

Beach Boys singer Brian Wilson has been personally telephoning fans who pledge more than $100 … to the Hurricane Katrina relief efforts.

[Wilson] will also match donations of more than $100 until 1 October, with money going to the American Red Cross.

You can find details at Wilson’s website, www.brianwilson.com.

When a disaster stirs a wave of charitable giving, I worry about scams disguised as legitimate charities. This offer seems difficult to validate through traditional methods. The news story is from the BBC, and Brian Wilson’s own considerable reputation is on the line. I believe the offer is genuine.

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TiVo Timebomb

The New York Times belittles the concerns of TiVo users:

FALSE ALARM There was a short panic in blogland this week after someone wrote to the keeper of the PVRBlog to warn that his TiVo box had informed him that an episode of “The Simpsons” that he wanted to save was “flagged” by copy protection software — the episode would self-destruct at a certain date.

Reporters from CNET and elsewhere quickly determined that the flag was just a software bug, but some TiVo devotees remain convinced that they may soon be unable to save their favorite shows. Sure, it was just a bug, writes Matt Haughey of the PVRBlog, but it “demonstrates what could very well happen in the near future with TiVos and other sorts of P.V.R. devices.” Once the ire is worked up, it’s hard to just let it go.

The Times writer totally misses the point. The “bug” revealed a secret: that the TiVo box includes code designed to take control of recorded programs away from the user.

The “bug” was a programming accident. The anti-user capability it revealed is no accident, but a deliberate feature of the TiVo software, programmed at some considerable expense and effort. It was put in there to be used. You may rest assured, it will be used. Personally, I think that’s worth getting “worked up” over.

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Well Runs Dry

In the past, I have often quoted New York Times columnists and linked to their columns online. Effective today, the Times website has moved most of its columnists to a new pay-only area called “TimesSelect.”

Because I have the newspaper delivered at home, I have access to TimesSelect content online. However, links to that content won’t work for anyone who doesn’t have TimesSelect access. This poses a dilemma.

When I link to Times columnists, I usually try to quote enough material to make the point, but the columnist’s ideas are always more fully developed in the full piece than in any extract. A link also allows readers to verify that I’m not putting words into someone’s mouth by checking the source. The new Times policy cripples those links.

For the time being, however, I will continue to quote Times columnists and link to their online columns. Paid members of TimesSelect will be able to check my source and read the full columns. Other readers, I hope, will not be too greatly inconvenienced.

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Breaking News

George W. Bush has apparently been kidnapped and replaced by a look-alike:

President Bush on Tuesday said he takes responsibility for the federal government’s failures in responding to Hurricane Katrina.

The kidnappers didn’t do their homework. Nobody’s going to believe their crude substitute is the real George W. Bush.

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The Sky Was Blue

Someday, some Hollywood genius will make a big movie — like Titanic, perhaps — set against the terrorist attacks that took place four years ago today. And, to set a properly ominous mood, the filmmaker will fill the sky with dark storm clouds and rumbles of thunder. Audiences and critics will rave about how the filmmakers brought a half-forgotten historical tragedy to life.

But if I’m there, I will remember. The sky was blue. A brilliant, cloudless blue, the same here as it was in New York and Washington, D.C.

When the FAA ordered a “full ground stop,” the mandatory grounding of all civilian planes, I went outside with some of my co-workers and watched planes approaching the airport here for their unscheduled landing. There would be no planes in the sky for several days to come.

After the twin towers of the World Trade Center collapsed, Hollywood frantically cut or altered shots of the New York skyline from movies approaching release. Even a fleeting sight of the towers, they reasoned, would stir emotions that would overwhelm the story in any film where they appeared.

Time dulls the ragged edge of grief, and distorts our memory. The twin towers become the Doomed Twin Towers. Like Pearl Harbor, Abe Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, the space shuttles Challenger and Columbia, and the Titanic itself, we wonder: was there really a time when no one knew what was going to happen? “September 11” has been turned into a political punchline. Was there really a time when it was just another date?

It’s good, I think, to feel some of the pain again. To remember what really happened. To know that it came out of the clear blue sky.

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Religious State

From time to time, this list of questions for the moral arbiters of the religious right circulates via email and in blogs. A couple representative questions from the list:

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19.19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Leviticus 24.10-16) Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, as we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Leviticus 20.14)

If you live in South Carolina, you may wish to print out the full list of questions and research the answers. The Los Angeles Times reports that a group called Christian Exodus is strategizing a Christian coup d’etat to take over your state:

… Mario DiMartino was planning more than a weekend getaway. He, his wife and three children were embarking on a pilgrimage to South Carolina.

“I want to migrate and claim the gold of the Lord,” said the 38-year-old oil company executive from Pennsylvania. “I want to replicate the statutes and the mores and the scriptures that the God of the Old Testament espoused to the world.”

DiMartino, who drove here recently to look for a new home, is a member of Christian Exodus, a movement of politically active believers who hope to establish a government based upon Christian principles.

At a time when evangelicals are exerting influence on the national political stage — having helped secure President Bush’s reelection — Christian Exodus believes that people of faith have failed to assert their moral agenda: Abortion is legal. School prayer is banned. There are limits on public displays of the Ten Commandments. Gays and lesbians can marry in Massachusetts.

Christian Exodus activists plan to take control of sheriff’s offices, city councils and school boards. Eventually, they say, they will control South Carolina. They will pass godly legislation, defying Supreme Court rulings on the separation of church and state.

“We’re going to force a constitutional crisis,” said Cory Burnell, 29, an investment advisor who founded the group in November 2003.

“If necessary,” he said, “we will secede from the union.”

If you think these people are kidding, you’re wrong. If you think there’s no need to fight them, you should probably get rid of those cotton-poly blends now.

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American Ingenuity

In Iraq, American soldiers are digging through scrap yards to up-armor their military vehicles with improvised “hillbilly armor.”

On the home front, this veteran brought protective equipment of his own to a George W. Bush speech on the topic of Iraq.

Good old American ingenuity.

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Stork Theory Comes Later

From his HBO program Real Time, here’s Bill Maher on Intelligent Design:

New rule: You don’t have to teach both sides of a debate if one side is a load of crap.

President Bush recently suggested that public schools should teach intelligent design alongside the theory of evolution, because, after all, evolution is “just a theory.” Then the president renewed his vow to drive the terrorists straight over the edge of the earth.

There aren’t necessarily two sides to every issue. If there were, the Republicans would have an opposition party. And an opposition party would point out that even though there is a debate in schools and government about this, there is no debate among scientists.

Evolution is supported by the entire scientific community. Intelligent design is supported by guys on line to see The Dukes of Hazzard. And the reason there is no real debate is that intelligent design isn’t real science. It’s the equivalent of saying that the thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold because it’s a god.

“Babies come from storks” is not a competing school of thought in medical school. We shouldn’t teach both. The media shouldn’t equate both.

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Three Strokes

During the past week, civil rights leader Coretta Scott King suffered a stroke; gold star mother Cindy Sheehan had to abandon her vigil outside President Bush’s Texas hideaway when her mother suffered a stroke, and Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid suffered a stroke.

What’s going on here?

Watch the news carefully over the next few weeks. If Donald Rumsfeld announces a successful Defense Department test of a new vascular disruption ray, or if Senate Republican leader and prominent cardiologist Bill Frist suddenly appears, unkempt and unshaven, after a mysterious week-long disappearance, we may have an important clue.

My own bet is that Pat Robertson will soon address his television audience, saying, “Focus, people! Focus! We’re only asking God to kill Supreme Court justices. For now.”

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High Burn

In the music biz, a popular tune that quickly becomes unpopular because it’s been played to death is said to have “high burn.” Listeners burn out due to overexposure. (The classic example is Debbie Boone’s recording of “You Light Up My Life.” I’m old, okay?)

PERRspectives Blog reports the top 10 Bush sound bites, and the administration may be setting new records for burn rate:

With the Karl Rove PlameGate scandal now in high gear, the Bush White House and the GOP leadership as usual have everyone singing the same tune. Over the last three weeks, their latest smash sound bite hit, “Don’t Prejudge An Ongoing Investigation”, has jumped to the top of the charts

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Right-Wing Squares

Remember JibJab’s animated parody last year of Woody Guthrie’s classic “This Land is Your Land,” with new lyrics like this?

Bush: You’re a liberal sissy.
Kerry: You’re a right-wing nut-job.

Who could forget? Oh, how we laughed!

Media Matters for America just mentioned a short promotional animation they had done some time ago. I had never seen it before, but it’s chock full of right-wing nut-jobs. Check it out here.