September 2009

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Black Belt

Back in high school, I had a friend who was deeply interested in the martial arts. He told a story of a martial-arts student — I’ll say a karate student — who had started out as a “White Belt” and earned different-colored belts as his skills progressed — yellow, orange, green and so on — until he was finally awarded the coveted Black Belt. When he received his Black Belt, the student said, “Now I truly know karate!”

His teacher said, “No, the Black Belt means you are finally ready to begin learning karate.”

I’ve remembered that story for decades, now, but I never really understood it until I was learning to program computers. I’m a “self-taught” programmer; I never took classes, but I read books, studied programs printed in magazines, and talked to a more knowledgeable friend when I got stuck. I started with the BASIC programming language, but eventually I learned assembly language, which is much closer to the native ones and zeros that are the computer’s true native language.

With assembly language, I could create routines that worked ten, a hundred, or even a thousand times faster than similar code written in BASIC. That’s a good way to impress a BASIC programmer.

If you don’t know how to do it, assembly language programming is a dark and mysterious art, and the people who can do it look like wizards. When I set out to learn it, I thought it would make a pretty lofty capstone to my education in programming. But when I’d learned it, and used it for a while, I realized assembly language wasn’t a destination; it was a starting point. Everything I’d learned formed only a foundation on which to build a real education. Assembly language was a Black Belt; it meant “Now you are ready to begin.”

I’ll bet it’s the same way in many other fields, as well: the apparent goal is only the starting point. I’d guess that, even if you attain the top rank beyond Black Belt in karate, you look at what you’ve learned and say, “Oh, now I see how to begin.”

It doesn’t end.

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Dealing Death

Cartoonist Jim Morin shows us a real healthcare death panel, and Pat Oliphant unmasks another merchant of death.

Death Panel Not Advocating Violence, but...

(Both discovered via All Hat No Cattle.)

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I Think It’s When Somebody’s Sick

DJ Tom Clay created this audio mashup back in 1971. I hadn’t heard it for a long time, but I remembered it instantly.

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Not an Accident

Paul Krugman, on Real Time With Bill Maher:

These past thirty years, the Right in America has had two big things: it was Social Conservatism and Economic Conservatism. And “we’re gonna stop all of these, gayness and drugs and sex and miscegenation and all these things,” right? They’re gonna stop all that, and “we’re gonna cut taxes on the rich and we’re gonna deregulate and we’re gonna make it possible…”

And they’ve lost all the battles on the social side. America’s gotten more and more liberal on the social side. Won almost all the battles on the economic side.

That’s not an accident. That’s a question of priorities. They actually kinda like seeing the social liberals keep on winning, ’cause it keeps their base riled up, so they can win the other stuff.

2004 — anybody remember that election? Bush ran as the nation’s defender against gay-married terrorists, and then two days after the election he said, “and now I have a mandate to privatize social security.” Right? That will show you what it’s really about.

As a social liberal, I have a hard time accepting that people of my ilk have “kept on winning” on social issues. Maybe it’s true in the long term. I do remember that George W. Bush insisted we needed a Constitutional Amendment to ban gay marriage before the 2004 election, and dropped the issue immediately after the election. I remember reading some proponent of gay rights who said it showed that Bush’s heart was in the right place. Personally, I thought it showed that nobody should trust George W. Bush as far as they could throw the Washington Monument.

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Not Just An Economy

I’ve been catching up on a backlog of TV programs I’ve recorded but not yet watched. I just watched a film called Money-Driven Medicine that ran last month on Bill Moyer’s Journal. (I thought you could watch it online, but it’s not working for me. Don’t miss seeing it if you get a chance. It’s educational, and moving.)

The narrator introduces a Harvard professor of medical economics named Rashi Fein by quoting him:

We live in a society, not just in an economy.

That’s a good point, I think. It should be obvious, but somehow I think we’ve forgotten that fact in recent decades. It would be good to remember it from now on.

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Really Asking for It, Now

You're not going to get away with that, eventually.Cartoonist Ruben Bolling looks at how the government is cracking down on malefactors in the banking industry a year after the economy collapsed. (Click the image to see the entire cartoon.)

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Letterman’s Top Ten for Obama

I don’t often watch David Letterman, but I know about the Top Ten lists. But when I tuned in on Monday night to see President Obama, there was no Top Ten list. Turns out it was a “Web Exclusive,” which must mean they were too embarrassed to do it where Obama might hear or see it.

I think reason #2 probably hits the nail on the head.

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Stay Well, America

GOP Healthcare PlanAll Hat No Cattle has discovered the GOP Healthcare Plan. You know, I thought it was a joke until I came to point five in the plan; then it sounded just like the Republicans. (Click the image to see the whole plan, and when you get there, scroll down and look at some of the other cartoons there. I particularly like the press asking whether Obama’s overexposed, and the quote of Dom Hélder Câmara.)

GOP HEALTH CARE PLAN
The “Stay Well, America” Act

The Republican health care plan is very simple.

  1. If you are sick, something is obviously wrong with you.
  2. If you believe in personal responsibility, then you know that ‘something wrong with you’ is your fault.
  3. Why should the government pay to fix something that is your fault?
  4. The way to put things right again in life is to get right with God. And prayer is free.
  5. Therefore, we demand a tax cut.

Stay well, America.

(I’ve put the text here because it’s only an image at All Hat No Cattle, and wouldn’t show up on a web search.)

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Hurrah for Regulations

Rachel Maddow uses a crash test to suggest that government regulation may not be entirely bad:

This is what 50 years of safety regulations forced on industry looks like. Which of these cars would you rather be in in this crash?

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Something Terrible is Happening

Funny or Die and MoveOn.org tell us who the real victims are in the healthcare debate: health insurance executives.

If we don’t stand up for the insurance companies, who will?

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The More Things Stay the Same

illhumors.jpgCartoonist Tom Tomorrow created this cartoon explaining the origins of our current health insurance system back in 2001. He recently re-ran it because nothing has changed. (Click the image to see the full cartoon.)

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Coarse Discourse

Lincoln heckled by DouglasThe webcomic xkcd suggests that the coarsening of our political discourse started a long time ago. (Click the image to see the cartoon.)

(If you like, you can read the actual Lincoln-Douglas Debates for perspective.)