Conservatives Don’t Conserve

A joke, via Daily Kos:

A big insurance company just announced they will give $10 million to anyone who can invent a car that gets 100 miles per gallon. Meanwhile, Exxon says they’ll give $11 million to anyone who kills that guy.
—Conan O’Brien

Reminds me of Dick Cheney dismissing conservation as “a sign of personal virtue,” not a basis for an energy policy, and this White House press briefing from May 2001:

Q: Does the President believe that, given the amount of energy Americans consume per capita, how much it exceeds any other citizen in any other country in the world, does the President believe we need to correct our lifestyles to address the energy problem?

MR. FLEISCHER: That’s a big no. The President believes that it’s an American way of life, and that it should be the goal of policy makers to protect the American way of life. The American way of life is a blessed one. And we have a bounty of resources in this country.

Future generations — our children, our grandchildren — are just going to have to look out for themselves. In this administration, we’ve got our hands full just grabbing everything we possibly can for ourselves. It’s the American Way. “Don’t start thinking about tomorrow.”

This short-sightedness has been a cornerstone of the Bush Administration, it’s true. But it’s not just them. It’s been U.S. policy for decades. When do we grow up?