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Oh, my God — Mary Worth is… Hillary Clinton!

Mary Worth: I'm too busy to worry about giving the wrong advice.

“My one weakness is that I care too much.”

Update: It has been observed that Mary’s “I’m too busy doing stuff to worry whether I’m right or wrong” sounds more like George W. Bush than Hillary Clinton. I can’t deny it. The thing in the second panel about “a successful track record of helping people,” though — how could that be Bush?