iPod Maxi

This enormous sculpture of a Native American listening to an iPod is proof positive that Mars was once home to an advanced culture. Only a superior technological society could have formed such a vast — huh? — it’s not on Mars? It’s a rock formation in Alberta, Canada, not far from Medicine Hat?

iPod Mountain

Wow. That Martian civilization was more advanced that I thought. Just imagine — flying all the way from Mars to Canada to carve that mountain sculpture.