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	<title>brainrow &#187; Airy Persiflage</title>
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	<description>A Babbling Stream of Semi-Consciousness</description>
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		<title>We Learn</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2010/08/06/we-learn.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first time a nuclear weapon was used in anger was 65 years ago today, when a uranium bomb of a type never before tested was dropped over Hiroshima, Japan. The bombing doubled as a test of the design. It worked. The second time a nuclear weapon was used in anger was three days later, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first time a nuclear weapon was used in anger was 65 years ago today, when a uranium bomb of a type never before tested was dropped over Hiroshima, Japan. The bombing doubled as a test of the design. It worked.</p>
<p>The second time a nuclear weapon was used in anger was three days later, over Nagasaki, Japan. That was a plutonium bomb of a type tested just once, less than a month before, in the New Mexico desert. That design worked, too.</p>
<p>The third time a nuclear weapon was used in anger hasn&#8217;t happened yet, 65 years later.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure what that tells us, but I sure hope it means <em>something</em>.</p>
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		<title>Death as Lifestyle</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2010/08/04/death-as-lifestyle.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since we were born, we of the Baby Boom generation have been followed by entrepreneurs ready to cater to our every need or wish. Now that we&#8217;re getting old, there&#8217;s a new lifestyle magazine about death in England. Look for a booming industry here in the United States soon, catering to the upscale death [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever since we were born, we of the Baby Boom generation have been followed by entrepreneurs ready to cater to our every need or wish. Now that we&#8217;re getting old, there&#8217;s a new <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10310876">lifestyle magazine about death</a> in England.</p>
<p>Look for a booming industry here in the United States soon, catering to the upscale death market.</p>
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		<title>Embrace This</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2010/07/30/embrace-this.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 22:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you persuade someone to wear a seat belt? Here&#8217;s an ad from England:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How do you persuade someone to wear a seat belt? Here&#8217;s an <a href="http://embracethis.co.uk//">ad from England</a>:</p>
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		<title>My Second Childhood</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2010/07/27/my-second-childhood.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I&#8217;ve entered my second childhood, or maybe I just never got out of my first. I&#8217;ve been thinking about things I&#8217;ve known about for a long time, and letting myself be astonished all over again. Things that would make a sophisticate roll his eyes and say, &#8220;Well, duh!&#8221; Things like this: Ludwig van [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I&#8217;ve entered my second childhood, or maybe I just never got out of my first.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about things I&#8217;ve known about for a long time, and letting myself be astonished all over again. Things that would make a sophisticate roll his eyes and say, &#8220;Well, <em>duh</em>!&#8221;</p>
<p>Things like this:</p>
<p><em>Ludwig van Beethoven started losing his hearing early in his career as a composer. His deafness grew progressively worse over time. Yet Beethoven wrote some of his greatest works &#8212; some of the greatest music ever written by </em>anyone<em> &#8212; when he was already profoundly deaf.<br />
</em></p>
<p>Or this:</p>
<p><em>During the entire time he served as President of the United States, Franklin D. Roosevelt was totally paralyzed from the waist down. From a wheelchair, he led the country out of the Great Depression and through World War II. He died less than a month before the surrender of Germany, and about four months before the surrender of Japan.</em></p>
<p>Human beings are pretty remarkable people. There&#8217;s always more to them than meets the eye. Sometimes, a <em>lot</em> more.</p>
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		<title>Time Management Advice</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2010/06/26/time-management-advice.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 19:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via A Blog Around the Clock: Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. &#8212;Denis Waitley So, I guess you&#8217;re saying my strategy of regretting the past, dreading the future, and being paralyzed in the present isn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Via <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/clock/2010/06/clock_quotes_692.php">A Blog Around the Clock</a>: </p>
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Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. &#8212;Denis Waitley
</p></blockquote>
<p>So, I guess you&#8217;re saying my strategy of regretting the past, dreading the future, and being paralyzed in the present <em>isn&#8217;t</em> the best option? If only you had told me this in the past!</p>
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		<title>Six Word Stories</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2010/06/17/six-word-stories.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 22:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you don&#8217;t have much time to read for pleasure, you should check out Six Word Stories. (Warning: some strong language.) It all began when someone bet Ernest Hemingway he couldn&#8217;t tell a complete story in just six words. Hemingway won the bet, with this: For sale: baby shoes, never used. Lots of astonishing stories [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you don&#8217;t have much time to read for pleasure, you should check out <a href="http://www.sixwordstories.net/">Six Word Stories</a>. (Warning: some strong language.)</p>
<p>It all began when someone bet Ernest Hemingway he couldn&#8217;t tell a complete story in just six words. <a href="http://www.sixwordstories.net/2008/12/for-sale-baby-shoes-never-used-ernest-hemmingway/">Hemingway won the bet</a>, with this:</p>
<blockquote><p>
For sale: baby shoes, never used.
</p></blockquote>
<p>Lots of astonishing stories at the site.</p>
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		<title>Fly By</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2010/03/16/fly-by.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The intro is from the 1986 Hollywood Movie Top Gun. The real flyers who follow are a lot more daring (warning: strong language): Yeah, it&#8217;s all fun until somebody loses an eye.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The intro is from the 1986 Hollywood Movie <em>Top Gun</em>. The real flyers who follow are a lot more daring (warning: strong language):</p>
<p><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Dr2ZB36p9Y&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Dr2ZB36p9Y&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p>Yeah, it&#8217;s all fun until somebody loses an eye.</p>
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		<title>Time Flies</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2010/03/15/time-flies.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 03:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via email: a friend found this advertisement for bread from England. That kid sure took the long way home.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Via email: a friend found <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4tFzuFGUOI">this advertisement</a> for bread from England.</p>
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<p>That kid sure took the long way home.</p>
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		<title>I Want My&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2010/01/09/i-want-my.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was recently telling somebody about this old commercial. I think this is where &#8220;I Want My MTV&#8221; and other similar slogans got their start. We spoiled baby boomers are getting old now. Expect &#8220;I Want My Poligrip&#8221; and &#8220;I Want My Hip Replacement&#8221; ads any moment now.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was recently telling somebody about this old commercial. I think this is where &#8220;I Want My MTV&#8221; and other similar slogans got their start.</p>
<p>We spoiled baby boomers are getting old now. Expect &#8220;I Want My Poligrip&#8221; and &#8220;I Want My Hip Replacement&#8221; ads any moment now.</p>
<p><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GXnSe7MYPGM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GXnSe7MYPGM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>You Remember Daddy?</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2009/11/19/you-remember-daddy.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dogs get to say things that humans have to be too cool to say:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dogs get to say things that humans have to be too <em>cool</em> to say:</p>
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		<title>Black Belt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in high school, I had a friend who was deeply interested in the martial arts. He told a story of a martial-arts student &#8212; I&#8217;ll say a karate student &#8212; who had started out as a &#8220;White Belt&#8221; and earned different-colored belts as his skills progressed &#8212; yellow, orange, green and so on &#8212; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back in high school, I had a friend who was deeply interested in the martial arts. He told a story of a martial-arts student &#8212; I&#8217;ll say a karate student &#8212; who had started out as a &#8220;White Belt&#8221; and earned different-colored belts as his skills progressed &#8212; yellow, orange, green and so on &#8212; until he was finally awarded the coveted Black Belt. When he received his Black Belt, the student said, &#8220;Now I truly know karate!&#8221;</p>
<p>His teacher said, &#8220;No, the Black Belt means you are finally ready to <em>begin learning</em> karate.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve remembered that story for decades, now, but I never really understood it until I was learning to program computers. I&#8217;m a &#8220;self-taught&#8221; programmer; I never took classes, but I read books, studied programs printed in magazines, and talked to a more knowledgeable friend when I got stuck. I started with the BASIC programming language, but eventually I learned assembly language, which is much closer to the native ones and zeros that are the computer&#8217;s true native language.</p>
<p>With assembly language, I could create routines that worked ten, a hundred, or even a thousand times faster than similar code written in BASIC. That&#8217;s a good way to impress a BASIC programmer.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t know how to do it, assembly language programming is a dark and mysterious art, and the people who can do it look like wizards. When I set out to learn it, I thought it would make a pretty lofty capstone to my education in programming. But when I&#8217;d learned it, and used it for a while, I realized assembly language wasn&#8217;t a destination; it was a starting point. Everything I&#8217;d learned formed only a foundation on which to build a real education. Assembly language was a Black Belt; it meant &#8220;Now you are ready to <em>begin</em>.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll bet it&#8217;s the same way in many other fields, as well: the apparent goal is only the starting point. I&#8217;d guess that, even if you attain the top rank beyond Black Belt in karate, you look at what you&#8217;ve learned and say, &#8220;Oh, <em>now</em> I see how to begin.&#8221;</p>
<p>It doesn&#8217;t end.</p>
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		<title>Letterman&#8217;s Top Ten for Obama</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2009/09/24/lettermans-top-ten-for-obama.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t often watch David Letterman, but I know about the Top Ten lists. But when I tuned in on Monday night to see President Obama, there was no Top Ten list. Turns out it was a &#8220;Web Exclusive,&#8221; which must mean they were too embarrassed to do it where Obama might hear or see [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t often watch David Letterman, but I know about the Top Ten lists. But when I tuned in on Monday night to see President Obama, there <em>was</em> no Top Ten list. Turns out it was a &#8220;Web Exclusive,&#8221; which must mean they were too embarrassed to do it where Obama might hear or see it.</p>
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<p>I think reason #2 probably hits the nail on the head.</p>
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		<title>You&#8217;re in the Pepsi Generation</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2009/08/21/youre-in-the-pepsi-generation.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 05:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The world of the future? It&#8217;s on the way: The first-ever video advertisement will be published in a traditional paper magazine in September. The video-in-print ads will appear in select copies of the US show business title Entertainment Weekly. The slim-line screens &#8211; around the size of a mobile phone display &#8211; also have rechargeable [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The world of the future? <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8211209.stm">It&#8217;s on the way</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>
The first-ever video advertisement will be published in a traditional paper magazine in September.</p>
<p>The video-in-print ads will appear in select copies of the US show business title Entertainment Weekly.</p>
<p>The slim-line screens &#8211; around the size of a mobile phone display &#8211; also have rechargeable batteries.</p>
<p>The chip technology used to store the video &#8211; described as similar to that used in singing greeting cards &#8211; is activated when the page is turned.<br />
Each chip can hold up to 40 minutes of video.
</p></blockquote>
<p>I think Jetsons. BBC thinks Harry Potter. Either way, Pepsi will be getting a lot of buzz, and not just from poorly-connected batteries.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Cool Enough</title>
		<link>http://brainrow.com/2009/07/31/im-cool-enough.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve gotta get me one of these: &#8220;Those who really understand what we do here at Apple are going to love this new product,&#8221; Schiller continued. &#8220;Unless, you know, they happen to be totally lame.&#8221; When you&#8217;re using something this advanced, some people look at you as if you were crazy, which just shows that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve gotta get me <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/apple_claims_new_iphone_only">one of these</a>:</p>
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&#8220;Those who really understand what we do here at Apple are going to love this new product,&#8221; Schiller continued. &#8220;Unless, you know, they happen to be totally lame.&#8221;
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<p>When you&#8217;re using something this advanced, some people look at you as if you were crazy, which just shows that they don&#8217;t &#8220;get it.&#8221; I feel <em>sorry</em> for those people.</p>
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		<title>Because It Is Hard</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Burton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s more than one Michael Collins. There&#8217;s even more than one famous Michael Collins. So, when I saw a song titled &#8220;For Michael Collins, Jeffrey and Me&#8221; on Jethro Tull&#8217;s Benefit album, I never seriously imagined the song was about the astronaut Michael Collins, who orbited the Moon in the Apollo 11 command module while [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s more than one Michael Collins.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s even more than one <em>famous</em> Michael Collins.</p>
<p>So, when I saw a song titled &#8220;<a href="http://www.poemhunter.com/song/for-michael-collins-jeffrey-and-me/">For Michael Collins, Jeffrey and Me</a>&#8221; on Jethro Tull&#8217;s <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Benefit-Jethro-Tull/dp/B00005NTJK/">Benefit</a> album, I never seriously imagined the song was about the astronaut Michael Collins, who orbited the Moon in the Apollo 11 command module while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin flew the Lunar Excursion Module (LEM) down to the surface and walked on the Sea of Tranquility.</p>
<p>I played the record a number of times without ever paying much attention to that song. But I had it playing softly one night as I fell asleep, and in a lucid moment between sleep and waking, I heard this:</p>
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I&#8217;m with you, LEM,<br />
Though it&#8217;s a shame<br />
That it had to be you.</p>
<p>The mother ship<br />
Is just a blip<br />
On your trip made for two.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m with you, boys,<br />
So please employ<br />
Just a little extra care.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s on my mind,<br />
I&#8217;m left behind<br />
When I should have been there<br />
Walking with you.
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<p>That was how I felt about the entire Apollo program: I wanted to be there. I wanted to experience zero gravity in orbit, and on the way to the moon. I wanted to glide in lunar one-sixth gravity over the rocks and craters of an alien world. I wanted to see the far side of the moon with my own eyes, and see the earth &#8212; the entire earth &#8212; as a blue marble floating in black space.</p>
<p>I think I missed the point. I think almost everyone misses the point.</p>
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<p>One-sixth gravity is fun. Lunar rocks answered persistent questions about the origin of the earth and the entire solar system. The miniature on-board computers were technological breaththroughs. The earth, seen whole from a quarter million miles away, is poetry.</p>
<p>But I think the most important thing about Apollo was not the fun, the science, the technology, or even the mind-altering change of perspective it made possible. All those things are by-products.</p>
<p>&#8220;We choose to go to the moon in this decade,&#8221; said <a href="http://er.jsc.nasa.gov/seh/ricetalk.htm">John F. Kennedy</a>, and to confront other difficult challenges, &#8220;not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win.&#8221;</p>
<p>Should we return to the Moon now? Should we set a goal of landing a man on Mars? I don&#8217;t know. How <em>hard</em> are they?</p>
<p>Is it possible to find a challenge here on earth that will demand the best we have to give? Can we find a challenge that we are willing to accept, unwilling to postpone, and which we truly intend to win? Can we <em>do</em> anything with the realization that this planet, our home, is a small jewel in a vast emptiness?</p>
<p>Happy Moon Day.</p>
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